THE GREAT GADFLY:

The Second Level Of Hell, Amended

Guys who wear sun visors upside down; models who pose for corporate clip-art; anyone responsible for combining a pennywhistle with Celine Dion's voice; hucksters who sell worthless, overpriced stamp collections to lonely people on QVC at 4 a.m. in the morning; marketers of Diet Pepsi Slurpees; Idi Amin's accordion teacher; shouty entertainment tabloid news show hosts ("J.LO'S IN A TANGLE!!! WAIT TILL YOU SEE JUSTIN'S NEW HAT - IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!!!"); people who douse themselves in too much fragrance; Lenny Kravitz.