2003-10-14 - Last Haiku
2003-10-09 - Don't Cry Out Loud
2003-10-09 - Sit Down, You're Making Me Nervous
2003-10-08 - I'm Sure Miss Thing, I'm Sure
2003-10-07 - Carbonated Water, Caramel Color, Aspartame
2003-10-07 - Skeletons With Bad Posture
2003-10-06 - Hypermediocrity
2003-10-03 - Big Yellow Peaches
2003-10-02 - Coming Home
2003-10-01 - ENOUGH.
2003-09-29 - Gods Eye For The Mud Pie
2003-09-24 - Only A Test
2003-09-23 - Want Some Pizza?
2003-09-21 - Mekka-Lekka-Hi, Mekka-Johnny-Ho
2003-09-18 - Top Ten
2003-09-18 - The Flapping Gun
2003-09-15 - I Never Did Anything Out Of The Blue
2003-09-14 - Money Goes To Money Heaven
2003-09-12 - Cash
2003-09-11 - Sexier Than A 401(k)
2003-09-10 - Because The Night
2003-09-09 - Busted!
2003-09-08 - Ass Like Me
2003-09-08 - You Know You Want To
2003-09-04 - Girls Gone Lost
2003-09-03 - That's No Moon
2003-09-02 - So Wiped Out With Things As They Are
2003-08-29 - The Second Level Of Hell, Amended
2003-08-29 - More Cowbell
2003-08-28 - That Certain Touch Of SARS
2003-08-26 - Sickie Is A Saddie
2003-08-26 - Wigs
2003-08-25 - Looking 33 / Feeling Top Ten
2003-08-25 - Thank You For The Joyride (Updated)
2003-08-17 - Hey There Fancypants
2003-08-15 - Get Me Off The Streets, Get Some Protection
2003-08-10 - I Got A Feeder For You To Perch On
2003-08-08 - Hissing Kitty Of The Day
2003-08-07 - Yes, Prada Is Important, But...
2003-08-02 - Big Gay Heart for the Lost Straight Art
2003-08-02 - I Don't Know What That Was All About
2003-07-17 - Postscripts From The Edge
2003-07-14 - No More Wimpy Chips
2003-07-11 - The Friendly Five
2003-07-10 - Five Spam Haiku
2003-07-10 - I Got Your Headline Right Here
2003-07-09 - No Losers, Only Winners
2003-07-07 - Terence Trent D'arby Eats Btchy's Ass Egg Salad
2003-07-04 - An American Dreaming
2003-07-03 - Matrix, Schmatrix - I Said I Wanted More Ham
2003-07-02 - Cursing At The Astronet
2003-07-02 - Fanboy Obsessions
2003-07-01 - A Haiku For the Merciless Infinitity Otherwise Known As "3:30 p.m. At Work on a Tuesday"
2003-06-30 - Precious Crotchy Metal Moments
2003-06-27 - Speedway Confidential
2003-06-27 - What A World, What A World
2003-06-26 - You Connect The Dots. You Pick Up The Pieces.
2003-06-25 - You Get Mad At Friendster
2003-06-24 - It's Too Damn Sultry In Here
2003-06-23 - Top Ten: Oh, The Treats...
2003-06-23 - Sudden Fiction Hospital
2003-06-18 - 10 Things I Remember About Squeezebox
2003-06-15 - Reality Used To Be A Friend Of Mine
2003-06-13 - I Miss This Stuff
2003-06-12 - Fast Food, Living Nostalgia: Humble Pie or Bitter Fruit?
2003-06-11 - Push It
2003-06-10 - Survival Of The Fittest
2003-06-09 - Haiku By Request
2003-06-09 - Neighbor Haiku
2003-06-06 - Don't Think Of It As Oppression...Think Of It As FUN-pression!
2003-06-05 - Phoning It In
2003-06-05 - Today's Affirmation
2003-06-04 - I Wanna Wake You Like An Animal
2003-06-03 - Safe?
2003-06-03 - Lordy Lordy
2003-06-02 - Home Is Where I Want To Be, But I Guess I'm Already There
2003-05-30 - Improper Dancing In The Middle Of The Street
2003-05-30 - Why Do We Always Come Here?
2003-05-29 - I Wish I Lived In Pleasureville...
2003-05-29 - I'm So Wiped Out With Things As They Are
2003-05-26 - 'Murkun Idle
2003-05-24 - The Documentary Whore Recommends...
2003-05-23 - It Could Be The Next Gummo...
2003-05-23 - Friday Jive
2003-05-22 - Ill Communication
2003-05-21 - Over Easy
2003-05-21 - Sudden Fan Fiction: X-Men
2003-05-20 - Tuna Pudding?
2003-05-19 - Zoom Zoom In The Gloom Gloom Room
2003-05-19 - Big Girls Do Cry
2003-05-16 - One Rose
2003-05-15 - I'm An Obtuse Man, So I'll Try To Be Oblique
2003-05-15 - The Ol' Nod And Smile
2003-05-14 - Gadfly On The Wall
2003-05-14 - Outside The Lines
2003-05-13 - Ten Crappy Movies
2003-05-12 - Experienced
2003-05-12 - Lifestyle Choices
2003-05-12 - I Can't Read
2003-05-10 - Forgive The Odor Of Mothballs...
2003-05-09 - Say Amen, Nobodies
2003-05-08 - Brutha Can You Spare Some Change?
2003-05-07 - A Double Spaced List Of Seven Things I Hate And Three Used CDs
2003-05-06 - Google Grief
2003-05-05 - I'm Not Saying This Is A Classic Crappy Monday, But...
2003-05-02 - People Creep Me Out
2003-05-02 - Holy Crap!
2003-04-29 - Meanwhile...
2003-04-28 - Leggo My Ego
2003-04-25 - I'm Sick As A Dog, So Here, Look At A Stormtrooper For A While
2003-04-24 - We Have A Winner
2003-04-23 - No Fun
2003-04-22 - Just A Little Something About Pooping
2003-04-21 - Love Is Where You Take It
2003-04-18 - That Filthy Five, They Did Nothing To Challenge Or Resist...
2003-04-17 - The Windier City
2003-04-17 - His Brains Oozed Nice...
2003-04-16 - Rock Music Ruins Everything
2003-04-16 - Bull's Eye
2003-04-15 - Musicology
2003-04-14 - Crapposaurus Hex
2003-04-12 - Ha Ha Ha, You've Already Paid For This
2003-04-11 - Smells Like Friday Five
2003-04-10 - Always The Bridesmaid, Never The Corpse
2003-04-10 - Luv De Lux
2003-04-08 - Scream, Chocula, Scream
2003-04-07 - Crucible, Schmucible - Live A Little!
2003-04-06 - And A One, And A Two, And A -
2003-04-04 - Time, Its Flexing Like A Whore
2003-04-04 - God Is In The Crisper
2003-04-03 - Someone's In A Mood
2003-04-02 - Elephantitis Of The Cool
2003-04-02 - Soup's On
2003-04-01 - YIPPEE SKIPPIE!!!
2003-03-31 - Wigs On Fire
2003-03-29 - Welcome To My World
2003-03-28 - Hardcore Art.
2003-03-27 - Futility Makes Me Hot
2003-03-26 - Life's A Brat
2003-03-26 - Call Her Miss Birthday Girl
2003-03-25 - 10 Things I Really Want
2003-03-24 - Starvin' For Trash
2003-03-22 - No New Tale To Tell
2003-03-21 - Friday Five and the Temple of Boom
2003-03-21 - Pass The Peace,
Like They Used To Say
2003-03-20 - Uncage the Colors, Unfurl the Flag
2003-03-18 - Burn, Bridge, Burn!
2003-03-17 - Just Sayin'
2003-03-16 - Sometimes I Want To Reach Out To Eminem
2003-03-14 - The Freedom Five* (*formerly "The Friday Five", but that sounds a little, you know, FROGGY)
2003-03-14 - Lines Must Be Drawn
2003-03-13 - Life Of The Pity Party
2003-03-12 - Artfag Cagematch
2003-03-12 - Dwarf Porn and Skip-Bo
2003-03-11 - Planet Houston Blues
2003-03-10 - Amish Gone Wild
2003-03-07 - Friday's Alright For Fiving
2003-03-06 - Gladys Kravitzes Of The World, Unite!
2003-03-06 - Poop Chutes and Bladder Ladders
2003-03-04 - Everybody Is A Star
2003-03-03 - De-Escalation
2003-02-28 - Not Tryin' To Hear That, See
2003-02-27 - Meow Meow Sad, Meow.
2003-02-26 - Happy Birthday Uncle Johnny
2003-02-25 - Pimpin' For Peace: A Contest
2003-02-24 - We Can't All Be Norah Jones...
2003-02-22 - Your Density Awaits
2003-02-21 - Sexin' Me In 2003
2003-02-20 - Far Too Complicated
2003-02-19 - TOO MUCH NOISE...yet never enough.
2003-02-18 - The Torture Never Stops
2003-02-17 - Happy Resident's Day
2003-02-16 - Don't Analyze This
2003-02-14 - Smooth Like That
2003-02-14 - TGIF, Y'all
2003-02-13 - Make Hair Appointments, Not War
2003-02-12 - No No No No No
2003-02-12 - On Mortality
2003-02-11 - Nothin' But A Quizzle, M'Shizzle
2003-02-11 - It's Clobberin' Time
2003-02-11 - Life's Big Quandaries
2003-02-11 - I Love My Neighbors
2003-02-10 - Nothing Happened
2003-02-07 - Ten Reasons Michael Jackson Freaks Me Out
2003-02-07 - Q & A Hell
2003-02-06 - Stroke My Wrath
2003-02-06 - Loompa Dee Doo
2003-02-05 - Never Failed
2003-02-03 - Give Me More Questions!
2003-02-03 - Electric Dreams
2003-02-03 - Sudden Fiction Eleven
2003-02-01 - Top Ten
2003-01-31 - Friday Five Plus Five Plus Five Plus Five
2003-01-31 - Shout-Out To Miss Chetta K.
2003-01-30 - Sudden Fiction Postscript
2003-01-30 - Sudden Fiction Ten
2003-01-30 - Sudden Fiction Nine
2003-01-29 - Sudden Fiction Eight
2003-01-29 - Sudden Fiction Seven
2003-01-29 - Sudden Fiction Six
2003-01-28 - Sudden Fiction Five
2003-01-28 - Sudden Fiction Four
2003-01-28 - Sudden Fiction Three
2003-01-28 - Sudden Fiction Two
2003-01-28 - Sudden Fiction
2003-01-27 - It's Raining Mensa
2003-01-26 - Warm Leatherette
2003-01-26 - Hurting For Cash
2003-01-25 - Syntax Casserole
2003-01-22 - John, I'm Only Quizzing (Again)
2003-01-21 - The Kid Is Not My Son
2003-01-19 - Dreaming Like A Texan Girl
2003-01-18 - Confessions Of A Dangerous Rack
2003-01-16 - Paradise By The Lunchroom Light
2003-01-16 - Tetris Pop
2003-01-15 - Crazy Talk
2003-01-14 - Cubicle With A View
2003-01-12 - At Least Hell Has Heat
2003-01-11 - Gadfly On Ice - So Nice
2003-01-11 - Hell's Smells
2003-01-10 - Sit Down, Waldo
2003-01-09 - In The Mouth A Desert
2003-01-08 - A Heathen's Birthday Song
2003-01-08 - Must Pee TV
2003-01-07 - Sense Of Doubt
2003-01-05 - Smack Addict
2003-01-04 - Holidazed: A Fractured Travelog
2002-12-26 - Leave A Message At The Beep
2002-12-23 - Itenerary
2002-12-21 - Moist Holiday Wishes
2002-12-21 - Foxy Hedgehog
2002-12-20 - My Dinner With Fade-In
2002-12-18 - Can't Stop The Music
2002-12-18 - Tackle Me Emo
2002-12-16 - Wait. What?!
2002-12-15 - '02, Brute?
2002-12-15 - How Does It Feel To Want?
2002-12-12 - Scream, Angela, Scream
2002-12-12 - Greyskull Is Burning
2002-12-12 - It's Only Beck & Folk, But I Like It
2002-12-10 - Poppin' Fresh Doom
2002-12-08 - The Friday Five, Only It's Sunday And It's Fifty
2002-12-07 - The Friday Five, Only It's Saturday And It's Twenty
2002-12-05 - "I AM DEVOID OF OBVIOUS PROBLEMS.
AND YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT."
2002-12-05 - In The Event That This Fantastic Voyage Should Turn To Erosion...
2002-12-05 - The Horror Of Being Alive
2002-12-04 - Poppies
2002-12-03 - THUG
2002-12-02 - I'm So, Like, Subversive
2002-12-01 - Oh, The Treats
2002-12-01 - This Is How We Roll In The Land That Time Forgot
2002-11-27 - I'm So Thankful I Could Fall Over
2002-11-27 - My Hero Can Beat Up Your Hero
2002-11-26 - Tha Rizzle Less Tizzled
2002-11-25 - The Sultry Stench of Asshole (or, When Dingleberries Attack)
2002-11-24 - Behind the Music:
The Great Gadfly
2002-11-23 - Preaching To The Choir
2002-11-22 - Everything I Needed To Know About Job Interviews I Learned From Missy Elliott
2002-11-21 - Gong Show Haiku
2002-11-20 - Incidents Occurring
2002-11-20 - I Got The Death Breath
2002-11-20 - Jerry Springer Made Me Do It
2002-11-20 - How Can You Think Clearly In A Record Shop?
2002-11-18 - The Curse of Frankenmadge
2002-11-18 - Pleasant Nightmares
2002-11-18 - Alias Recap Haiku
2002-11-18 - Infinite Pest
2002-11-16 - ARE YOU READY FOR SOME MIX-TAPIN'???
2002-11-15 - Viva La Rock, Bitches
2002-11-15 - Fa Fa Fa.
2002-11-14 - If I Can't Buy My Mom A DVD Caddy, Then The Terrorists Have Already Won
2002-11-13 - Dumber Numbers
2002-11-13 - Ode To Samantha Fox
2002-11-12 - Request
2002-11-12 - Haiku & the Banshees
2002-11-11 - Ten Things About My Bathroom (Okay, Only Nine)
2002-11-11 - We Are The Goon Squad And We're Coming To Town, Beep-Beep
2002-11-10 - Haiku for Unfortunate Gift Giving
2002-11-10 - Ah Denial
2002-11-09 - What You Get Is No Tomorrow
2002-11-09 - For You, Haiku Review Number Two
2002-11-09 - Haiku Album Review
2002-11-09 - Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
2002-11-08 - I Look At My Watch It Says 9:25 And I Think Oh God I'm Still Alive
2002-11-08 - Black Sheep
2002-11-07 - This Ain't No Seattle, This Ain't No Mudd Club, This Ain't No Foolin' Around
2002-11-07 - Public Haiku, Ltd.
2002-11-06 - Lecture Haiku
2002-11-05 - Vote Baby Vote
2002-11-04 - Planet Earth Is Blue And There's Nothing I Can Do
2002-11-04 - Questions Are My Crack Rock
2002-11-03 - 10,218 Words and Counting
2002-11-03 - 52 Haiku
2002-11-02 - Hike Ooze
2002-11-01 - Hack Need
2002-10-31 - Hijinx and Hullaballoo
2002-10-31 - Tougher Than Leather
2002-10-30 - Magenta Verbena Placenta on Polenta
Tuesday, Oct. 29, 2002 - Whar My Gum At?
2002-10-29 - Today I Wade In The Stream Of Consciousness And There's Nothing That You Can Do To Stop Me
2002-10-28 - I Am A Winter Wonderland
2002-10-27 - There's A Brand New Dance But I Don't Know Its Name
2002-10-25 - ...And So Are The Daze of our 'Zines
2002-10-24 - Gadfly Is Napping
2002-10-22 - Ballad Of The Sad Fattie
2002 - GADFLY'S BEST-OF 2002: Can You Feel The Magic? WELL, CAN YOU?! ANSWER ME!!!
2002-10-21 - Introducing The Super-Dope Sensation: DJ You!!!
2002-10-19 - Fatman Forever
2002-10-18 - Party Gone Out Of Bounds
2002-10-18 - Decency Now!
2002-10-17 - A Porn Utopia, A Cornucopia of Warm Fallopia
2002-10-16 - God Save The Mean
2002-10-15 - Counter Culture: The Meanest Kids In The World
2002-10-14 - Programming Note: Trainwreck Gold
2002-10-12 - Whogivesaqatsi
2002-10-11 - Dye Job
2002-10-11 - Fried A5
2002-10-10 - "In Bathtub"