THE GREAT GADFLY: The Second Level Of Hell, Amended
Guys who wear sun visors upside down; models who pose for corporate clip-art; anyone responsible for combining a pennywhistle with Celine Dion's voice; hucksters who sell worthless, overpriced stamp collections to lonely people on QVC at 4 a.m. in the morning; marketers of Diet Pepsi Slurpees; Idi Amin's accordion teacher; shouty entertainment tabloid news show hosts ("J.LO'S IN A TANGLE!!! WAIT TILL YOU SEE JUSTIN'S NEW HAT - IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!!!"); people who douse themselves in too much fragrance; Lenny Kravitz.
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THE GREAT GADFLY: Last Haiku {$d_entry} {$DiaryLand::older_entries}
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THE GREAT GADFLY: Don't Cry Out Loud {$d_entry} {$DiaryLand::older_entries}
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THE GREAT GADFLY: Sit Down, You're Making Me Nervous {$d_entry} {$DiaryLand::older_entries}
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THE GREAT GADFLY: I'm Sure Miss Thing, I'm Sure {$d_entry} {$DiaryLand::older_entries}
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THE GREAT GADFLY: Carbonated Water, Caramel Color, Aspartame {$d_entry} {$DiaryLand::older_entries}
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