THE GREAT GADFLY: The Windier City
From today's news:
Chicago's Swearing Law No Longer Enforced
CHICAGO -- Sons of bitches in Chicago can say whatever the FUCK they want about a god damn law against fuckin' swearing. Fuck it.
And the bastards can even swear about it, fer chrissakes -- because the muthafuckin' law is no longer being enforced, you dick.
The filthy fuckin' city says officers won't be upholding an old-ass, 100-year-old law aimed at banning swearing in public. The shitty ordinance bans "indecent, lewd or filthy acts." They can stick it in their brown-eye, is what they can fuckin' do.
A city spokesfucker says most citations issued for "indecent fuckin' acts" are for public urination - oops, I mean PISSING -- but a new law outlawing that dumb-ass motherfuckin' shit is already in place, bitch.
The piece of shit law banning public swearing was the subject of a fucked-up federal lawsuit last month, which claimed it violated the First Amendment. Sons-of-bitches anyway.
Bastardized from here, via here.
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