THE GREAT GADFLY: Sudden Fan Fiction: X-Men
Deep in their hidden secret cave lair, Magneto and Mystique sat on the cold earthen ground and dug into a large cheese pizza.
"Are you going to eat that big piece?" asked Mystique.
"No," replied Magneto, "I'm not that hungry, you take it."
"You have the appetite of a little bird," she said. Then she snapped her scaley blue fingers. "Oh, hey! I remember what I wanted to ask you. Remember when we were on that big mission with the X-Men and Professor X was getting manipulated by that really gross kid, and..."
"Yes, I remember it well," Magneto said, dabbing the corners of his mouth with a paper napkin and cutting Mystique off.
"Well, did you notice that Professor X was wearing SANSABELT SLACKS?"
"Sansabelt, you say?"
"Yes, SANSABELT!"
Magneto covered his mouth and chuckled. "Oh, my goodness," he said. "Sansabelt."
Mystique rolled her eyes. "Right?!"
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