THE GREAT GADFLY: And A One, And A Two, And A -
Them beers is Mr. Spock's
But don't tell Dr. Phlox
Or you'll get the awes and shocks
Life is crappy-ass hard knocks
Unless you're crazy like a fox
But you could invest in stocks
And re-set all your clocks
And buy turtlenecks, not mocks
(make sure they match your socks)
They sell 'em at the docks
At the booth next to the woks
And the electric pots of crocks
You'd still suck it all for rocks
Despite all of our talks
And Brenda's hollyhocks
Lennox Ewok's sullen buttocks
...Grace Jones in a box!
- Dedicated to Babe the blue ox, this poem is Jm J. Bullock's and The Rock's.
2003-10-14 - Last Haiku
2003-10-09 - Don't Cry Out Loud
2003-10-09 - Sit Down, You're Making Me Nervous
2003-10-08 - I'm Sure Miss Thing, I'm Sure
2003-10-07 - Carbonated Water, Caramel Color, Aspartame