THE GREAT GADFLY: 10 Things I Really Want 1. "Proud Mother Of An Adult Alcoholic" t-shirt. 2. A lifetime subscription to the Faygo Of The Month club (next month: Diet Rock'N'Rye!). 3. An adequately-humane gluetrap for pesky neighbors. 4. A lapel pin that says "Less Shock And Awe, More Chaka Khan". 5. A stern, stone-faced taskmaster of a British housekeeper, perhaps with a name like "Mrs. Throttlesworth". She would be so stern that she'd administer a sound thrashing if I leave a milk glass in the sink without at least rinsing it. 6. Or maybe just a cat. 7. More "flair" for my office cubicle. At present I have none, zero, zilch. I might as well be a three-day temp. Can I borrow someone's baby and/or wife so I can pose for a picture with them and display it prominently at my desk? Thanks in advance. (Oh, and I would like to pose with several people's wives and/or children - I like to keep my co-workers guessing, you see.) 8. A magic box with direct video link to Grace Jones at all times. 9. A guest spot on '24', either as one of Kim's boyfriends or as someone getting into a car. 10. If not world peace, at least a decent new Radiohead album.
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