THE GREAT GADFLY: Ill Communication These damn prank phone calls are getting on my last nerve, though I have a pretty good idea who's behind this one... Hello? - Hello? Hello? Yeah, hi. - Hello. This is Spiderman. I am on to you, Doctor Octopus. I am on to you. That's good. - Nobody knows who I am, you know. Uh-huh. - I want a Krispy Kreme. Well, yeah, they're awfully good, aren't they? - This mask scratches my face some. It irritates my skin. I should take it off. Sounds like a plan, my friend. - But then nobody wouldn't not know who I am anymore, and there would be mayhem on the streets. Is this about my phone bill? Because I paid it over the phone earlier today. - My name isn't Bill! I am Spiderman! How dare you interrupt my super powers! Sorry about that. - Do you like ducks? I think I like ducks more than I like balloons. But I like flowers more than ducks. But I think I like balloons more than flowers. How can that be? Huh, mister? You tell me how that can be. Right. - Why can't I have a Dunkin' Donuts Coffee Coolatta delivered to my gazebo? I like rockets. I mean, I REALLY like rockets. I have an incredibly sharp sinus headache right now. - I am hungry for the chicken soft taco. Do you want a chicken soft taco? I will get you one, I will UPS it to you. I can do that, I can afford it. I am a very rich man. I don't want a chicken soft taco. - I am Spiderman. Nobody knows who I am. I will conquer you, Doctor Doom! You sound sad. Are you sad, Doctor Doom? A saddie? I have to go now, Spiderman. - Saddie? Saddie-man? I will buy you a taco, saddie-man. Three tacos. Three! I've got - oh look, there is some sequins in my hair from when we were playing dodgeball with the baby. HEY, DON'T LET YOUR SISTER DRINK THAT, IT'S ALCOHOLIC I'm Spiderman and I will UPS you some tacos I gotta go, bye - [*click*]
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