THE GREAT GADFLY:

Just A Little Something About Pooping

Among the many unavoidably unpleasant quirks of using public restrooms, I have noticed that the flatulence of others tends to resemble bad '80s teen movie slapstick; meanwhile, the sound of my own rumbling bowels is indeed the very soundtrack of Mother Earth, reverential to the last and elemental in the extreme.

I guess what Fat Bastard said in that movie was true - everyone likes their own brand.