THE GREAT GADFLY: No No No No No
Tuttifruttiphobia - An irrational fear of Little Richard, manifestations of which include sudden anxiety attacks suffered upon hearing high-pitched hooting sounds, palpitations when sharing an enclosed area with somebody sporting an oversized pompadour, and an inexplicable dread regarding bolo ties and satin pants.
2003-10-14 - Last Haiku
2003-10-09 - Don't Cry Out Loud
2003-10-09 - Sit Down, You're Making Me Nervous
2003-10-08 - I'm Sure Miss Thing, I'm Sure
2003-10-07 - Carbonated Water, Caramel Color, Aspartame